Come Fix It

Amazing how some people manage to protect their own interests. Have you ever discovered someone in your life was keeping tabs on you without your knowledge or consent? This addresses a similar situation.

Handyman, can you come and fix it

Don't delay, this bolt is a misfit

Please be skillful, bring your tools

Nothing more, don't be a fool

For some time, though there be more than one

A single person consistently comes

To service this client when there is a need

No one else shows up, as if by decree

All complaints from this one femme

Are only ever handled by him

The calls are few and far in-between

Hoping another skilled worker is seen

But with each new repair that has to be made

The same handyman always comes to her aid

Her only concern is that each job is done

For him each encounter with this belle is fun

He smiles, laughs displaying his charm

Then tries to take her into his arms

When rejected, he smiles with great delight

He embraces the challenge, he's up for the fight

But the battle he seeks can never be won

This jolie dame will soon be gone

She plans to leave without a trace

In hopes to nevermore see his face

Your request to come fix it

You need to be armed

Clothed fully in armor

Prepared to disarm

If you are attractive

Then you can expect

Those in this profession

To show disrespect

Unless you are clear and precise on the matter

Delinquents like these will create such a clatter

Be firm, be brief, stand back, let them work

For a hint more of kindness turns men into jerks!